What is a golfer's favorite bird?
They aren't picky, any birdie will do.
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
How do you wash a lamb?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What school subject really rocks?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What season begins with a thud?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do you call a crate of ducks?