Why was the broom late for school?
It overswept!
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?