What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Your teeth!
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Where do surfers go to school?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
How do you grill cheese?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
How do fish watch TV shows?