What kind of bees hum and drop things?
A fumble bee.
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why are winter days great?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?