What did one angel say to the other angel?
Halo there.
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What do you call a short cow?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?