What did one angel say to the other angel?
Halo there.
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
