Where do actors go to pray?
At Shirley Temple.
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do math teachers eat?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What does a panda ghost say?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?