How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
They put it on paws.
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What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What animals make the best students?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do mice do when they're at home?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
How do you arrest a pig?