What did the shower say to the toilet?
You look a bit flushed.
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?