What did the shower say to the toilet?
You look a bit flushed.
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
How do you grill cheese?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What did the snake name his daughter?