My leaf blower doesn't work.
It sucks.
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What bird is always sad?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Which is the worst season?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What is a table you can eat?