What's the most expensive plate in church?
The offering plate.
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you call an angry monkey?
How do hurricanes see?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
How do amoebas make calls?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What bee is good for your health?
Where do goldfish go camping?