What's the most expensive plate in church?
The offering plate.
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Which insect makes the best father?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?