How do you arrest a pig?
With hamcuffs.
Who are Frosty's parents?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why are ghosts always single?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What food is a man's best friend?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?