What animals make the best students?
Elephants, because they remember everything.
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did March say to the madness?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?