How do you make a bear really angry?
Tell them you're a Packers fan.
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did the tomato turn red?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why are trees always so positive?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
How was the wedding?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?