What is the best Christmas present ever?
A broken drum-you can't beat it.
Why do elephants have trunks?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?