What is the best Christmas present ever?
A broken drum-you can't beat it.
How does a cow do math?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
How can you farm during the winter?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What is the coolest country?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?