Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
They prefer cricket matches.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What does a panda ghost say?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why are cars magic?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Where do stars go to college?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why was the bee sad?