Why is furniture so generous?
Because it donates to a lot of chair-ities!
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why was the artichoke so generous?