Why is furniture so generous?
Because it donates to a lot of chair-ities!
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Which computer won the talent show?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?