Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Because she's always running away from the ball!
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do you call two birds in love?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Who does everyone's hair in space?