How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
A tuba glue.
Which big cat never tells the truth?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why was the dairy grumpy?