How does a lion greet other animals?
"Pleased to eat you."
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?