How does a lion greet other animals?
"Pleased to eat you."
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What's the slowest 5k?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What is the coolest country?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?