What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
You read my mind!
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?