What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Which president loved to take baths?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?