Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Because they love to play ball!
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
How do you compliment a cat?