Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
It was trying to be like its mummy.
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?