Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
It was a sneaker.
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Which elf is the best singer?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What game do mice love to play?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What fish sings the best?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What is the coolest country?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?