Why don't wolves like fast food?
Because they can't catch it.
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?