What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
The owl.
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
How did the tree feel in spring?
How do frogs get to work?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?