How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Hebrews it.
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What nationality are most fish?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?