What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What a re-leaf!
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why was the fish so smart?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?