What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
A mountain lion.
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What kind of water does an angel like?