What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
A mountain lion.
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
When does a horse talk?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do cows say on NYE?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?