What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows!
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?