What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows!
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why was the broom late for school?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?