Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
He had cat-aracts.
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
How does a cow do math?
Where do polar bears vote?
What does an evil hen lay?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What's the most masculine animal?