What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
May the forks be with you.
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What did March say to the madness?