What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
May the forks be with you.
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why are all priests fit?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
How do you organize a space party?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What's the friendliest national park?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?