What nationality are most fish?
Fin-nish.
How does a lion greet other animals?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What animals make the best students?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
How does a witch play loud music?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?