What do you call a depressed strawberry?
A blueberry.
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why are books always so angry?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?