I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?