I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why is sand so optimistic?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
How do you raise a baby elephant?