How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a forklift truck.
What building always gets stains on it?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why is summer always sad?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?