How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a forklift truck.
What did the school bully have for lunch?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why is money so stubborn?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?