What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Count spreadsheeps.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do naked fish play with?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Did you know that felines don't bite?