What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Count spreadsheeps.
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What tree has the most bark?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What country has the most fish?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What game can you play while eating dinner?