When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?