When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
What words make the best athletes?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?