What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Ebe-sneezer.
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Which animal should never work for the government?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do you call hiking college students?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why was the fish so smart?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why was the bee sad?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?