What's a cat's favorite board game?
Mouse Trap™.
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What is the most faithful insect?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What table can you never sit at?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
How do automobiles fly?