If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
How do snowmen get information?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What season begins with a thud?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?