What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Shear madness!
Why are turtles so shy?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What kind of bird can write?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?