Why does Jesus drive so much?
Because everyone asks him to take the wheel!
What does winter fat turn into?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why are grandkids so great?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do jokesters study in college?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?