What's a car's favorite TV show?
Law and Order SUV.
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call two birds in love?
What makes a glow worm glow?
How does a witch play loud music?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.