It's allergy season again?
You've got to be pollen my leg.
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?