It's allergy season again?
You've got to be pollen my leg.
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
How does the sun listen to music?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What time of day was Adam created?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
I like telling Dad jokes.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What game do bats excel at?