Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
He's a real pain in the neck.
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Where do actors go to pray?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What's black and white and red all over?