Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?