Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What type of car do planets buy?