What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
You can count on me.
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What kind of ant is good at math?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What's a horse's favorite car?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?