What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Boxing Day.
Which cats have the best manners?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
How do you make antifreeze?