What did the waiter ask the frog?
Do you want flies with that, sir?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?